The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of an old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It’s pronounced “Gonna re-elect ’em.”
The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it when their politiations were first elected, before term limits. Now most people are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.
However, Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new procedure on the market called Votemout! You take the first dose in 2010, the second in 2012 and simply don’t engage in such behavior again.
This entry was posted on Monday, April 5th, 2010 at 11:28 am and is filed under General.
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